| 1. | The Iron Giant | ||
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The Iron Giant is a freaking huge bad ass and he came from outer space but he doesn't remember anything. He is loaded with buttloads of hardware and weaponry and he could enslave the world or destroy it if he had the will but he is very gentle and innocent. He is a walking tank that's as tall as a tall building!! He befriends this little kid but the movie would be better if the giant just squashed the kid and blew up New York or something cool like that... Kid playing video game: BLOW UP THAT TANK!!
Other kid playing video game: I can't that thing is like "The Iron Giant"!!!! Kid playing video game: well if thats the case then were raped... |
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| 2. | Mud Sausage | ||
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In continuation of the slang term mud, which means to do something in an uncoordinated matter (usu. in regards to athletics), the 'sausage' addendum designates the utmost degree (i.e. the nth degree) of uncoordination, ineptitude, 'sorriness', and any and all such definitive synonyms. 1) Suppose a group of people were playing basketball. Suppose further that someone went for a lay-up, nobody guarded him, and he completely missed it (no net, backboard, or anything!). Then, someone can say about that person, "Man, he mud sausage."
2)Suppose a gathering of friends are playing Mario Kart. Suppose further that one of them--let's call him Eric--slips on a giant banana laid by Carlos, a skilled player. Then another of the throng--let's say, either Kevin or Matt--can then say, "Man cuh, you mud sausage." |
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| 3. | ginormous | ||
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a combinaton of enornous and giant 1) to be enormously giagantic
usually used when in disbelief 1) Did you see that fat lady? She was ginormous
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| 4. | clusterfuck | ||
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Traditionally/originally of military origin.
Today, however, "clusterfuck" is commonly used to descriptively generalize any situation with a large scale of disarray. possibly synonyms: mess, disaster 1. "Well, that concert was a clusterfuck."
2. "Did you see the clusterfuck of a traffic jam on Main St.?" 3. "That house party turned into a giant clusterfuck once those cops showed up!" |
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| 5. | Bro | ||
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Redneck + wigger = Bro. Obsessed with the Metal Mulisha, Bam Margera, dirtbikes, and huge gas-guzzling American trucks. Listen to music like The Kottonmouth Kings, Insane Clown Posse, Eminem, DMX, Dr. Dre, Afroman, Linkin Park, post-Black Album Metallica, etc. Usually racist (regardless of the fact that they listen to rap and look slightly "ghetto"...theyre the only type of people who would utter the phrase "Yo, I hate black people, yo." and not be kidding). Also very homophobic (regardless of the fact that they love 'play fighting' with their male friends), and usually make fun of mentally retarded kids (even though theyre just as stupid). Usually seen doing stupid shit like reinacting Jackass stunts or yelling idiotic shit to people out their giant truck window.
How do you spot a bro, you ask? Easy...they're EVERYWHERE! Can be seen in hoodies or t-shirts with dirtbike brand logos on them such as Fox Racing, baggy shorts with a studded belt, trucker hat backwards or sideways. They think they're tough shit but most of the time they're all talk. Sometimes my friend and I easedrop on conversations that bros are having, to see how many times they say the words "fuck" and "faggot"
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| 6. | sanchez | ||
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Sanchez is a synonym for an anonymous mexican person. There are 6 other such synonyms for mexican person: Juarez, Juan, Rodriguez, Gonzales, Fernandez and Santiego. When using these synonyms in scentences, you can either use them by themselves or in pairs. (Juarez Gonzales over there is being lazy). "you know why theres a giant wall in florida?" its because of all those damn sanchezes sneaking across the border"
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| 7. | blamonx | ||
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Term used by severely un-hip corporate dullards as an attempt at geekspeak; the appropriate term being hosed. Synonyms include: blasted, toasted, boned, took the pipe, stick-a-fork-in-it-its-done, etc. Socially challenged minger user: "The file is completely blamonx-ed! I had better call IS to help me!"
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