| 1. | Family Guy | ||
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The greatest show on Earth.. Seriously.. It stars Peter, 42 (when the show started) Lois (40), Chris (13), Meg (16)Brian (?) and Stewie (1). A clever show which uses other sitcoms and such to add to its humorous ways. A show that probably half of America didn't even know existed until season 4 was put on the air. Mostly everyone loves Stewie, the maniacal 1-year-old baby who later through the series turns away from world domination and more towards his homosexual side. But like before, most people claim they know everyone about FG, when in reality, they only watch the season 4 episodes every once in awhile. EX1:
Person 1: Yo, I know everything about Family Guy! Just go ahead and ask!!! Person 2:Who is Brian's cousin? What's Stewie's middle name? How old is Peter? Who is Greg the Weather Mime? Where did Brian go to college? How did the evil monkey in Chris's closet turn evil? Person 1: How the hell am I supposed to know those?!?! Those weren't on Family Guy! Person 2: Dunce! Stop watching just season 4! |
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| 2. | the simpsons | ||
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A show that many say is getting stale and old, and yes, I agree it is, but now that it has Family Guy to compete with again it will regain the lost spark that disappeared when Family Guy was cancelled. Many think that the Simpsons peaked at the cancellation of Family Guy (season 12) but so did Family Guy. It is what Family Guy copied so that it would get on TV for more than 5 minutes on Fox. A great pop culture icon and even the basis of some college classes. From The Simpsons Episode "Homer in Space"
Reporter: Uh, question for the barbecue chef: Don't you think there is an inherent danger in sending underqualified civilians into outer space? Homer: I'll field this one. The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. (Homer thinks for a minute then relizes something). Homer: Wait a minute, Statue of Liberty--that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell! |
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| 3. | journey | ||
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The greatest band ever with lead singer Steve Perry. Have many great songs such as: Don't Stop Believin', Stone in Love, Separate Ways, Wheel in the Sky, Open Arms, Only the Young, Keep on Runnin'
A band that had a parady of them on Family Guy. Kid A: "Whose your favorite band?"
Kid B: "Journey...no doubt. They kickass!" |
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| 4. | badass | ||
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One with very large ego. Allows them to be direct and efficient in all they do. Also allows for a disregard to the standards of others, resulting in a personal code thats badass. Additionaly, one who disregards power in numbers and will often kick the shit out of multiple lesser opponets who are caught defiling this personal code. (a trash talker, women beater, dis honering family, ect.) They are often quite but out spoken as what they say is direct, wise, and simple. one who dosnt need to pretend to be badass because they just are, and they know it. However badasses gain power with into music. Couple of guys say: Your girls pretty hot, how much you want for her.
Badass says: Procedes to beat their asses. Group of black guys say: wazup my craka Single White Badass says: nuttin much my nigga's Black guys: mutha f... Suddenly Drowning Pools song 'bodies' starts to play White guy beats all their asses Group of guys stalk girl Group of guys say: Hey baby wasu... Badass Girl kicks thme all in the nuts and while doubled over she propmtly bull dogs them into the cement.... two at a time. The Dukes of hazard are badasses, Alice from resident evil is a badass, the punisher is a badass, bruce lee is a badass, Ash from army of darkness is a badass. |
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| 5. | Durrani | ||
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Durrani (Pashto: دراني) or Abdali (Pashto: ابدالی) is the name of a pakhtuns tribe. The Durranis have been prominent leaders, as the royal family of Afghanistan is derived from this tribe, and a substantial number of Durrani Pashtuns are bureaucrats and public officials, as well as businessmen, wealthy merchants and hold high ranks in the military. Today they are known to be highly succesful and nice entrepreneurs. They're very good looking men and women that make excellent socialists, judges, doctors, lawyers and especially spouses and beaus. They are amazing people. They ate truly the best group of people in the Pashtun, Sindhi and other era. Love them fully. Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: the rich dude there? He's hot, right? Person 1: yeah who is he? Person 2: he's a Durrani. |
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| 6. | Question Point | ||
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1. n. Punctuation used at the end of a question. Ex: ?
2. v. To die slowly, usually involving being incincerated slowly in a small New York town named Dobbs Ferry. 3. adj. Stupid beyond belief. History: An Ancient Japanese phrase created by the Wada family, meaning Joanna should die. Synonyms: question mark, fecal matter, death cab for cutie 1. Is that you Question Point!
2. Hey Exclamation mark? 1. What the fuck! 2. You are so question point? 1. What did you say! 2. I said, look at that ancient japanese guy muttering ancient japanese phrases? J. QUESTION POINT?!?!?! |
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| 7. | dedious | ||
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(adj./adv.) an action or an object that is so ridiculous that there are no words to describe it. "Man, that guy was so dediously stupid, my family laughed at him for hours."
"This test is so dedious, I am going to fail hardcore." |
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