'Poser man' is the term dubbed to a man who feels that his physical appearence is far more important than any other attribute of his existance. Commonly applied to males who spend more time shirtless than shirted, this English neologism is derived from the synonyms 'arrogant' and 'twit'.
William: "Oh my, look at that man outside his house. See his rippling torso! I admire how it glistens in the winter snow. Say, isn't it rather cold to be shirtless?"
Jack: "That is baucause he is aposer man"
Someone who tries to be something that they aren't, esp. when it is at that time considered popular to be part of that specific group or 'clique'. Generally used for fake punks, goths, or anything associated with rock music.
Hilary Duff pretends to be a punk, when her brand of music is quite recognizably Disney brand pop music.
Poser kid: I totally love Green Day! I am like their biggest fan!
Real thing: Cool, what's your favorite song?
Poser kid: Boulevard Of Broken Dreams. Oh my gosh, that is like my theme song.
Real thing: Okay then... do you know any other songs?
Poser kid: Um... isn't that their first hit? They're new.
Real thing: *shakes head and walks away, disgusted*
a no good prep who thinks theyre so cool cause they think a goth or punk or emo in the class is hot and tries to impress him with wearing shirts with slipknot and system of a down on the front....
Preppiepunk: hey look -so and so- i got this System of a down shirt dont you love me.
punkhottie: oh dont you love there song Hypnotize
preppiepunk: - pauses- uh..yeah of corse what do you think i am a poser..
punkhottie- walks a way quietly trying to escape from this loser wanna be
a term used in the khaleej, particularly the UAE, that refers to certain nefarious characters and shady types that think they are gangstas or cool aka faris or farfoos. synonyms: poser,loser,gansta,wannabe,losah
Man that farfoos is such a hashkal.
This term refers to a person who pretends to have already known facts, events or definitions that they secretly Google on their phone or computer over the course of the conversation.
Jane and John are having a phone conversation about a topic that they both know very little about. Minutes into the conversations John suddenly becomes an expert on the topic. John is such a “Google poser” because he is passing off Google knowledge as his own!
Knowing, but not exactly knowing what the hell a computer does.
Believing you do, but no, you really just don't.
Or, just not knowing what the hell a computer does, how it works.
You're so computarted. No, toast doesn't come from a PCI slot. And no, there aren't any fatherboards.
the worst incarnation of rock (if you want to call it that) ever to be created, started by poser fags like blink 182 and avril lavign, not to mention Mtv. it is really just pop lyrics with "emo" music. the intrumentals are horrible, the singers sound like 8 year olds and in their videos they jump around like mad and seem to be having seizures. the bands have no talent and bost of hardcore attitudes when they are just whiney little boys screaming into a mic.
"ooh im so cool i listen t good charolate and simple plan! i have blue spiked hair and war a necktie with a T-shirt! im so HARDCORE!"
"shut the fuck up before i kick you in the nads loser. you want hardcore? KoRn, Disturbed, Marilyn Manson. now get out of my face poser peice of shit."