| 1. | Jack-Crap | ||
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a synonym for the word nothing but with a more mean attitude to get your point across Dad: mikey did you clean the living room with your brother?
mikey: yes i did james: wait dad! mikey did Jack-Crap. |
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| 2. | jack | ||
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Your wife: "Hi honey...my, you're home late. What did you do today?"
You: "Jack." Your wife: "How was your day at work?" You: "What? Where's my dinner?" |
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| 3. | Jack White | ||
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Lead singer of the White Stripes, synonym for God. Thank JACK WHITE I passed my Algebra final!
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| 4. | Cheeto Jack | ||
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Synonym for "Steal"
But a Cheeto Jacking can only happen when the item being stolen is done in a quick and hilarious fashion. Hunter: That guy just rolled by on his moped and snatched my PSP out of my hand!
Scotty: Dude! You just got cheeto jacked! |
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| 5. | horse jack | ||
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Can be used as a synonym for screwed, taken advantage of. Can also be used to describe a sexual encounter. I got horse jacked at the car dealership.
Lisa's hot, I would horse jack that ass every morning. |
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| 6. | Jack Monkey | ||
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For little ghetto kids who aren't old enough to call people jack a@s yet, there is jack monkey. A perfectly acceptable synonym which prevents a whoopin for using a bad word. Getcho self over here and get some red kool-aid, you jack monkey!
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| 7. | jack the beanstalk | ||
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Synonym for "masturbate". "I was jackin' the beanstalk while watching the Playboy channel."
-me |
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