sacectomy 

A delicate high-risk procedure rarely put into practice because of its difficulty rating. First drink three beers (no more than three, you need courage, but also your wits). Now drive to the 'patient's' house and park as close to his bedroom window as possible. The tricky part: enter the house stealthily and make your way to the 'patient's' room. Go to the window and open it. Then, with great care, tie a string snugly around the base of the 'patient's' ballsack and drop the other end out the window. Sneak out. The hard part is over. Outside, pick up the loose end of the string and go to your car. Tie the string to your rear bumper. The fun part: to wake up the 'patient,' yell something crazy like 'turkeys! Fucking turkeys everywhere!!' When the baffled patient comes to the window, step on the gas. As you peel out, yell 'thanks for your ballsack motherfucker!'
In the unlikely event that you are pulled over by a police officer and he/she wonders why you are driving half-drunk in the middle of the night with a fresh ballsack tied to a string trailing your car, just say 'I have just performed a sacectomy' and you will be immediately released.

Dude ripped me off in a turkey deal last thanksgiving so I gave him a sacectomy.

sacectomy by el sean o March 4, 2008

rectom-sectomy 

An excrutiatingly painful medical practice in which the rectal cavity is borrowed into via a new entrance created just beside the anus in order to feed metalic objects to induce pleasure.

"I'm glad to say sir, that your rectom-sectomy was a complete success."

rectom-sectomy by ArdiWD August 19, 2003

eye surectomy 

Surgical procedure to sever the connection between your eyes and your ass hole that gives you a shitty outlook on life.

With your attitude today , you should make an appointment with your doctor to have an eye surectomy.

eye surectomy by Ruphert H Humperdink November 30, 2018

syncromysticism 

The practice of interpreting homosexual themes in movies as the keys to the meaning of life. Bolstered by programming from other sources (greater syncro), the lesser syncro forms a feedback loop, re-enforcing the overall programming. Per one celtic rebel, also known as 'fanboy wanksterism'.

An old pervert named Morpheus lures a lonely young boy named Neo to his apartment and offers him a choice of two roofies, and then ass-rapes his rabbit-hole after he swallows one, hallucinates and passes out. Syncromysticism: Syncromystics re-interpret this as a revelation that the real world is actually a computer-generated hologram.

syncromysticism by hpnstnc March 1, 2012

Sandectomy 

an operation in which sand is surgically removed from the vagina and uterus.

my girlfriend is getting a sandectomy to remove the sand from her vagina.

Sandectomy by eucalyptus_cactus December 31, 2009

sexectomy

abstention from sex.

After a tiff, the couple had to remain in a state of sexectomy for a week.

sexectomy by uttam maharjan January 3, 2011