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A nasty chafing of the nut sack region that causes the inflicted individual to walk in a monkey-like state. Often caused by heavy sweating of the nether regions, combined with tight, ill-fitting clothes and excessive 70's style disco dancing. From the look of that dude's apish stroll, he must have a nasty case of the monkey balls.
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| 9. | Barlen | ||
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(adj.) (1) Of or related to the clan hailing from northern Texas. (n.) (1) Any of the children of Douglas and Michelle Barlen. (slang adv.) (1) Trend setting or path clearing. (syn.) bad ass, impressive, unmatched, indestructable, envied, loved, hated, never ignored (adj.)(1) "Barlen boys grab your balls and lets go."
(noun)(1) "You know what we need? A Barlen." (slang)(1) "We need to do this the Barlen way."... |
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| 10. | Brain | ||
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1) An intricately organized bundle of organic cables (axons) and processors (cell bodies) encased within the skull. It is responsible for all human thought and cognition. 2) A fatty piece of meat lodged in your head that, in males, is often in direct competition with the BALLS. (For most, the balls win). Also the most popular food item for zombies and Star Jones. 1) The nerdy, sex-deprived scientist opened up his lab supervisor's skull and was about to examine the guy's BRAIN, when he started to get really hungry, and then deduced logically that he was indeed a zombie.
2) Jimmy was contemplating whether or not to thrust his schlong into his girlfriend's pooper, when it suddenly became clear that his BRAIN was losing the contest to his balls. |
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| 11. | Testiliculitis | ||
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When someone with the male reproductive organs feels the need to constantly display ones testicles. Lanny: TESTICLE!!!!!
Ben: Aww shit, Lanny's balls are on the table again. Lanny: Hehe. Ben: Man, you got a wicked case of testiliculitis. |
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| 12. | taint | ||
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The fleshy fun-bridge between the balls and asshole. Pressure to this area during sexual foreplay may elicit a more powerful orgasm.
"Jill pressed on my taint while giving me head and I came like Old Faithful"
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| 13. | pussy whipped | ||
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when you and your buddies have a shitload of alcohol but your friend tells his girlfriend and his girlfriend and him take it and drink it all US: Hey guys lets fucking party we got all this alcoholCHRIS: Lets stop off and hang out with rachel for a little bit
US: alright but then we'll PARTY CHRIS: Hey baby i got you some alcohol RACHEL: Oh you shouldnt have lets go drink it CHRIS: It was for my friends RACHEL:Fuck your friends were gonna drink it cause im currently holding a vicegrip on your balls and youll do whatever i say CHRIS: ok baby lets go US: What a fuckhead. hes pussy whipped |
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| 14. | bojangle | ||
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Origin: Northern CA
n. 1.kinda like a dingleberry, but lint under your balls instead. 2. One of Bo Bice's (some guy from TV) testicles. v. 1. To chill out and do nothing. n. 1. Ah man, I gots lots of bojangles under my nuts... I need to get some ho to lick em out.
2. Dude, on that last episode of American Idol I think Bo showed us his bojangles. v. 1. Man I like to bojangle with my hands in my pants on sundays. |
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