Andrew Symonds 

Monkey.

Teacher: Andrew Symonds is a..............

Children: Maa ki

Teacher: nhi... ma ki nhi "M-O-N-K-E-Y"

Andrew Symonds by the_last_vestage_of_truth April 21, 2010

George symonds

A large whale with gigantic man tits and a 1 inch pincher. Commonly found at an all you can eat buffet or awfully trying to evade taxes. Loves to hide in fridges and in primary school toilets.

There is a George symonds over there

George symonds by ThomasGreen1 July 19, 2023

Dirty Symonds 

In a 69 position, man on top, remove the penis from the girls mouth and rub your anus over her mouth resutling in shit streaked lips, similar to cricketer Andrew Symonds famous zinced lips.

Shelly ; last night just as I thought Chris was gonna splooge down my throat he pulled out and gave me the Dirty Symonds!

Mary ; Howzat!!!!

Dirty Symonds by spanther December 18, 2008

symons 

To call out of work for no good reason, or to lie to your boss about why you are not at work when you are supposed to be.

"Hey guys, you going to the keg at the log tonight? I'm supposed to work, but I think I'm just gonna symons them!"

symons by ItsTheCandyman August 24, 2011

Matt Symons 

the uber jewness that resigns in fat people; gets everything taken away for stupid reasons; wears a funny hat; anddddd you shouldn't be friends with this guy.

1. matt symons is a trouf of douche

2. jewish people have weird names; thats ok im not a jew.

Matt Symons by Caity&+Gabi were really here October 18, 2008

Nick Symmonds 

Sexiest runner alive!
800 meter olympian for the US 2008 Olympics

OMG Nick Symmonds will you marry me?

Nick Symmonds by fdjskajfsadj February 17, 2009

Symons 

Symons means a person who loves men

Liam: I fell like a Symons right now

Symons by Hammong Main February 16, 2022