Top Definition
1) A protective shield received as a reward for kissing the boss's ass.
2) Extremely slippery substance, much slicker than teflon, on which nothing, absolutely nothing can stick.
3) the substance which allows even the stupidest things you say or do to be overlooked.
When protected by sycophantium, not even smell can stick to siht!
by ad-92129 September 09, 2011

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