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1.
(Verb) -ed, -ing: An involuntary action which usually takes place following a night out of heavy tequila drinking or after a vulgar pick up line complimentary of a butterface or a double bagger. The action involves a small amount of stomach content/chunder to be projected into the mouth and subsequently swallowed immediately after.

In other words: A swallowed puke
Fugly old man: Hey sexy...wanna come to my pants party?
Girl: I think i just swuked
by bean.hub.queen July 31, 2009
 
2.
The act of swallowing your own vomit while in your mouth, after seeing or smelling something discusting.
Bro, that chick is so fat she made me swuke.
by crappy_bassest April 19, 2010