smorgaswine 

The procedural drink of mixing a shot of gluten-free German lager with a French wine pairing, by dropping the shotglass into the wineglass, much like with a "Jägerbomb" or "Irish Car

Bomb", after which the glass is to be chugged and a whistle is to be blown intensely, while spinning your head randomly and covering your ears with your hands. This drink is considered to be elegantly cultural.

I am not chugging beer! I am sampling a flight of gluten-free German lagers with a French wine pairing. It's called a smorgaswine and it's elegantly cultural.

smorgaswine by Lorde a.k.a. Randy Marsh November 15, 2014

smorgasbroad 

A vast array of beautiful women, or hotties, found in a relatively small area. They might vary in height, hair color, or ethnicity, but such variety is irrelevant and rather welcome. Unfortunately, they are too often the targets of douchebags and thus victims of the douchebaggery of frat daddies.

For a smorgasbroad to exist, estimates of the number of hotties should be at least 35-40% of any group of people, and preferably higher.

(And thanks to an old friend of mine from whom I first heard this term back in 1988.)

First guy: "Dude, check out all the babes here!"

Second guy: "Yes, this is a veritable smorgasbroad."

First guy: "Uh oh, that douchebag guido is going in for the kill! That chick is going to laugh at his porcupine hair and orange skin!"

Second guy: "Let's watch her trample his little ego! This should be a lot of fun."

smorgasbroad by wheezer04041966 May 18, 2008

Smorgasvein

Smorgasvein is sampling of gluten-free German Lager with a French wine pairing. It's called smorgasvein and it's elegantly cultural!

"The Smorgasvein festival was a blast in Saarland"

Smorgasvein by FastWalrus November 7, 2014

snorgle 

To snorgle is to to snuggle a cute item in an manner meant to drink in or experience its overwhelming cuteness. Imagine picking up a cute puppy and sticking your face down into its furriness and snorgling it up. See cuteoverload dot com.

"She scooped up the shar pei puppy and snorgled its rolls of puppy fat."

"The baby tapir snorgled its snout into the basket full of cuddly baby bunnies."

"That toddler is so cute I just want to pick him up and snorgle his head full of curls."

snorgle by Snorgles May 25, 2006

smorgasbroad 

The collective noun for a collection of beautiful women.

Possibly Swedish.

Picture it.

You're at a music festival or on the beach or somewhere, and there's a million hot women and girls looking fine, hot and generally beatiful.

You, my friend, are witnessing a 'Smorgasbroad'.

smorgasbroad by Matt Blackwell October 11, 2006

Slorg 

Definition 1: n, Slut Whore Bag

Definition 2: v, to perform acts of a slorg nature

slorg, slorging, slorglike

What are you doing in my bed, stop acting like a slorg!

Dumb slorgs spilled Jack all over my pants!

Slorg by watchful protector October 30, 2011

SnorgTees 

the unfunniest t-shirts in the history of ever, which are, for some reason, appearing on urbandictionary.com on a regular basis

What does the Holocaust and SnorgTees have in common?

They're not funny at all and anybody who laughs at them has no soul.

SnorgTees by uzo9 June 14, 2009