Swordfight 

When 2 erect dudes sling out their dicks and bang them together like a sword fight. Whoever releases jizz first wins (jizz must be about 5 mL to qualify)

Dude me and Fred had a swordfight last night! I won!

That’s Uncle Dale, me and him had a swordfight the other day

Swordfight by turtlepenis 64 May 24, 2019

swordfish

A type of fish only consumed by wealthy physicians as coined in 2012 by consensus at Georgetown School of Medicine

"When i was growing up i was always like, why do a lot of doctors live extravagantly, like drive mercedes and buy big ass houses...i thought medicine was a field of humility...now i find myself dreaming about swordfish dinners as i eat chinese food at my desk, where my chair is now indented perfectly to fit my ass" said Imraan while studying for his quarterly medical school exams.

swordfish by GtownMed2015 December 9, 2012

swordfight 

Fighting with swords, you horn dogs!

The two warriors were engaged in a vicious swordfight.

swordfight by WeWillAllDieSoon October 16, 2020

chocolate swordfish 

After anal sex when your dick is covered in shit.

When JC was done butt fucking KP he looked down and realized he had a chocolate swordfish.

Dude, last night Mike’s mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.

chocolate swordfish by AlaskanPoet June 16, 2018

swordfight 

1. the act of two (or more) persons rubbing their penises against one another

also:

2. two men urinating at the same time and place, with an implication that they are participating in 1.

1. The gay porn video featured a lot of fellatio, tons of anal sex, and a few swordfights.

2. I'd like to finish this game of pool when John and Jeff get back from their swordfight.

swordfight by Chad Baker May 13, 2004

Swordfight in her mouth 

Popularised (and made?) by the musical of Heathers. Basically describes a cockfight happening inside of a girls mouth.

Heather: I remember differently! I seem to remember there was a-
Ram: BIG SWORDFIGHT IN HER MOUTH

Swordfight in her mouth by FUkinHEllCHantel June 8, 2019

scorffshite

Someone who talks rubbish with their mouthful

That Boris, he was talking away with a veal sandwich in his gob the other day, what a scorffshite

scorffshite by CurlyWurly58 September 30, 2020