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Swordfight 

When 2 erect dudes sling out their dicks and bang them together like a sword fight. Whoever releases jizz first wins (jizz must be about 5 mL to qualify)
Dude me and Fred had a swordfight last night! I won!

That’s Uncle Dale, me and him had a swordfight the other day
Swordfight by turtlepenis 64 May 24, 2019

swordfight 

Fighting with swords, you horn dogs!
The two warriors were engaged in a vicious swordfight.
swordfight by WeWillAllDieSoon October 16, 2020

swordfight 

1. the act of two (or more) persons rubbing their penises against one another

also:

2. two men urinating at the same time and place, with an implication that they are participating in 1.
1. The gay porn video featured a lot of fellatio, tons of anal sex, and a few swordfights.

2. I'd like to finish this game of pool when John and Jeff get back from their swordfight.
swordfight by Chad Baker May 13, 2004

sword fighter 

A male homosexual. Usually used in the plural to denote two men in congress with each other.
The stall at the bus station rest room was occupied by two sword fighters.
sword fighter by Skankhunter December 20, 2007

Swordfight in her mouth 

Popularised (and made?) by the musical of Heathers. Basically describes a cockfight happening inside of a girls mouth.
Heather: I remember differently! I seem to remember there was a-
Ram: BIG SWORDFIGHT IN HER MOUTH

Pork Sword fighter

One who uses his heat-seeking-moisture-missle to fend off an intruding mutton dagger.
Holy Crap, Did you see those faggots playing PORK SWORD FIGHTER?