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Also spelled as sweus, is pronounced swoos. A swoos is:

1)the pen-ultimate newb

2) one who consistently commits fouls such as spilling beer and cheating at beer pong

3)one who has a hankering to watch the gorilas fuck at the zoo

"Tom is a swoos because he cannot hold his boozes and is a light weight"
by debrickshaw December 04, 2006
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A fool who seems to blow every chance he's ever had with a female
Paul Canty is an incredible swoos for dropping the ball yet again.
by Dr. Philip Swoosenstein February 01, 2008
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the process of completely and utterly PWNING! someone.
Oh my god! You just got SWOO'ed!!
by matt/morgin March 16, 2007
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describes a person who is flakey and totally ditches their friends when everyone is hanging out. They seem to always flop the last minute and pull a no-show often without telling anyone.
-Dude, I don't think Aaron is coming over here.
-What? Damn, he's being hella swoo.
by Alcyre May 24, 2009
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That ugly girl is such a SWOO.

Person1: Why is that girl sitting alone at this extravagant party?

Person2: Don't worry about her she's just a SWOO
by smuglemuffin September 02, 2010
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when a boy is attempting to hit on a girl but has terrible english skills. he is probably trying to say a combination of "swoon" and to "woo" someone.
If I had enormous muscles, would you be "swooed?"

See that girl over there? I'm going to go "swoo" her with my heavenly charms.
by swooed December 04, 2009
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n. a combination of the word "swine flu", commonly used by younger generations in place of swine flu to signify how cool they are
Guy 1: Oh dude! Ryan got the swoo!
Guy 2: No way bro! Now we can hit on his girl!

(Synchronized 80's old school high five)
by nish18 October 17, 2009
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