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3.
The past tense of swone. The act of swooping in with a boner and stealing someone's girlfriend. Also used in terms of sex. Swooping in to have intercourse with another before a friend has that chance.
James held Eric's interest in Helen at complete disregard and swoned her.
by jafus January 17, 2006
 
1.
The combination of "so" and "owned". Absolute destruction of a persons morale is achieved when they are swoned.
Dave, last night you were so swoned when you fell, drunken, into your own vomit filled toilet.
by phyx March 16, 2005
 
2.
Its means the same as owned.
I fucking swoned that mofo!
by 2xD June 17, 2003