swompa wompa

A formal greeting amongst gentlemen. Usually used by billionaires or incredibly refined people. The epitome of class and sportsmanship.

bill gates: swompa wompa!
bod dylan: and a swompa wompa to you sir!
***refined chuckles****

swompa wompa by cpt feelgood May 5, 2009

Sompanzees 

The sompanzee (colloquially somp) is a more developed relative than its close primate, chimpanzee, with an IQ of 68.

Sompanzees are from the Horn of continent, while the chimpanzees in the forests of Central Africa loitering their time in the treetops, unlike their hard-working somp relatives who are coastal seafarers and tireless observers e.g. in the malls abroad.

Sompanzees by O. W. Tongueincheek August 29, 2023

swampage

When you are completely wet from your ass crack to the top of your back. Causes extreme wetness and grossness. Usually caused with direct sunlight.

Jesus dude, i don't want to play basketball anymore until you wipe yourself down with a towel, you have massive Swampage.

swampage by Swampage April 17, 2008

Stompacaust 

A stompacaust is when a person or group of people beat someone by stomping on them while they are on the ground, much like a boot party.

My neighbor was throwing his cigarette butts into my yard, so I went over for a good stompacaust.

Don't banhammer my stompacaust.

Stompacaust by jackassmk July 25, 2009

Shompa 

Very beautiful face, eye's that one can gaze into for hours, exceedingly cute, both on the inside and the outside and a smile that will make any guy's day better.

As sweet as sugar and as cute as a puppy.

Although unhealthy at youth, the man in her life will try and change that.

The one to love and cherish, hug and kiss, protect and love.

She may find it will take time to find the right guy, but shouldn't look too hard he may be surprisingly close.

Hey man, why don't you try and get with that girl!

She's not Shompa...

Shompa by SecretAdmirer8 December 31, 2011

Swampass City 

A hot and humid weather condition that causes one to have swampass immediately upon stepping outside.

Aw man, I'd stay inside if I were you. It's swampass city out there - might ass crack has been like the planet Dagobah all day.

Swampass City by Jimbo12341177 July 21, 2011

swoopage

to steal, and or confiscate without prior consent.

Tito didn't call tap-taps on his spot, so i called "swoopage" and took it like a klepto in a 7/11.

swoopage by G_Collins June 27, 2005