Swolefest 

(n)1.When someone, typically a male, works out longer than the average person would.
2. Someone who is very muscular and thus referred to as "Swolefest" because of said musculature.

(v) the process of the swolefest

Guy 1: Whoa that dude is huge.
Guy 2: Yeah, he has been swolefesting for like 3 hours.

Girl 1: I love a guy that has muscles.

Girl 2: Yeah, I love it when my man goes on a swolefest!

Swolefest by College Professional December 3, 2009

swoleness 

the state of being swole, ripped, buff

Look at that dude's swoleness!!!

swoleness by fanofmessi January 5, 2010

Swoleversary 

The annual recurrence of a date marking when you decided to stop being a little bitch and started hitting the gym and changed your life in a positive manner. And got swole as fuck.

Dave: Yo Steve! Looking pretty swole bro!
Steve: Thanks bro, yesterday was my Swoleversary! I can't believe I've been lifting for 3 years already!

Swoleversary by patricksavon March 11, 2016

swolesesh 

Getting together with your friends/gym mates and working out at the gym. The goal is to get swole! Usually followed by a large meal to supplement the gains made at the gym.

Friend: Hey what's the plan for tonight?
Friend2: Let's run a swolesesh
Friends: OK cool I'll round up the boys and we'll meet at the gym for 7.

swolesesh by ASSAI BOWL RN January 12, 2019

swolecel 

Swole, but somehow, like some freak of nature, still celibate.

Look at that dude over there. How fucking jacked he is. Still, never gets laid. Poor guy, must be a swolecel.

swolecel by cyph3r_cunt February 6, 2023

swoleseph 

A man once known, simply as, Joseph. He is still Joseph, but now he is just ridiculously Swole. He earned this nickname. Ever since earning it he has developed an unconditional love for pumping iron and consuming his daily caloric maintenance. He reps 315 on incline and is unimpressed by the influencers of the modern world.

It’s the QB! No, it’s that Youtuber! No, that’s Swoleseph.

swoleseph by FawknZyzz November 24, 2021