swampnuts 

The condition associated with posessing a really sweaty ballsack.

As if the vinyl seat and the lie detector hooked to my arm weren't cause enough for swampnuts, the detective also closed all the windows and brought in a space heater.

swampnuts by Spitty in the City June 20, 2008

Sergeant Slapnuts 

A person who open-handedly slaps your ballsack when you are not looking.

Sergeant Slapnuts nailed Dweazy square in his ballbag causing him to writhe in pain.

Sergeant Slapnuts by Phartman March 18, 2011

slapnuts 

a person who does not know how to do anything at all.

the slapnut couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

slapnuts by JOE December 22, 2003

slapnuts 

commonly used insult, suggests the person jacks off a lot.

Shut the fuck up, slapnuts.

slapnuts by kb June 26, 2003

swampnutz 

Having or possesion of a sweaty ballsac. Comes from running around and/or it just being Africa hot.

Matt, Rob and Mussy were playing football, and Matt comes up and said "Yo, I got some serious swampnutz."

swampnutz by M.D.B. Matthew September 8, 2006

Slapnuts 

An idiot who deserves to be kicked in the man marbles and slapped across the face for being such an ignorant fool.

Hey Slapnuts!

Jimmy you are such a Slapnuts!

Slapnuts by John McNally April 23, 2008

slapnuts 

When your pounding a girl so hard your balls slap against her.

Yeah I took her home last night and gave her some slapnuts for dinner

slapnuts by Frank Grimes April 13, 2005