Named for their association with their male counterpart the SWIZZLECAP, the SWIZZLESTICK is a common variety of female seen in trendy clubs, overpriced restaurants and suburban shopping malls worldwide. Instantly recognizable by her utterly conformist grooming habits, the early 21st century SWIZZLESTICK usually wears her straightened hair in a ponytail, dresses in non-threatening colors like beige and tan, and very possibly owns a pair of furry boots. Known for their exceptionally irritating voices, even a small gathering of SWIZZLESTICKS in a shop or restaurant can sometimes result in earaches, nausea and crippling migraines for bystanders within a 30 foot radius. Perhaps the most prized characteristic of SWIZZLESTICKS is how easily they can be replaced: if a SWIZZLECAP gets dumped by his SWIZZLESTICK girlfriend, he knows he need only visit his neighborhood sports bar to find an near-exact replica of her.
My last boyfriend wasn't interested in dating a woman with a brain or a real personality. After me, he hooked up with some SWIZZLESTICK.
by Dr. Clare Cunliffe January 01, 2006

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A person that starts a discussion on a volatile topic such as politics or religion, and then withdraws from the conversation. The phrase comes from using a swizzle stick to stir a drink and then pulling it out.
Hahaha. That Joe was such a swizzle stick today. He walked into the break room and asked us what we thought about the election and then walked out.
by ebaconjr October 21, 2008

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1) female equivalent of a swuzzle stick. 2) a woman who is obsessed with all aspects of her physical appearance to the point it is absolutely ridiculous.

They are most commonly seen in California and New York. Regardless of they admit it or not, they enjoy plastic surgery and anything that requires altering their looks for the "better".

3) someone who has had so much plastic surgery that they look plastic and stiff.
Katie is suck a swizzle stick. I swear this woman is so obsessed with her looks and her weight. She's had so much work done that she looks like a piece of plastic.
by Maisie M. December 24, 2006

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1. funny
2. an expression of uncotrolled anger; rage
1. saw swizzlestick. without laughing
2. AAAHHH!!!! SWIZZLESTICK >:-(
by Wyatt & Erick January 21, 2004

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Urethral probe used for STD testing
The doctors thought the drip I had was chlamydia so they stuck the swizzle stick up my pee hole to find out
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A stick used for mixing, stirring, or blending.
I shoved my Swizzle Stick in her ass, and mixed that shit up!
by dirtyd45678 July 02, 2016

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A device used for mixing, blending, or stirring.
He shoved his Swizzle Stick in my ass, and mixed that shit up.
by dirtyd45678 September 05, 2016

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