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Switzerland is a tiny landlocked country in Europe where everyone is conservative. Everyone there is a clean freak so everything must be sprayed with Windex constantly. The mountains take a while though.
Switzerland is a pretty rad country. Everything smells like Windex!
by Bry-shizzle August 01, 2010
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A) A country in central Europe with lots of mountains.
B) Being on both Team Jacob and Team Edward if you are a Twilight fan. (This is because in Eclipse Bella says she ios on neither side, she is Switzerland which is a nuetral country)
A) I went to Switzerland on holiday!

B)
Girl 1: I'm on Team Jacob, he rocks what about you, Team Edward or Jacob?
Girl 2: I'm Switzerland.
by Kata123 January 06, 2010
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1.someone who doesn't take sides. They just listen to both sides of a conversation and vacillates between opinions.

2. Someone who just follows you, quietly
"Damn girl you a Switzerland! You followed me to all my classes!"
by turkeyhair November 07, 2011
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switzerland is a small country in the middle of europe. It's a neutral country. It's famous for its beautiful mountains called the alps. or the good cheese & chocolate. In switzerland four languages are spoken, the most spoken language is swissgerman. It's a small, cute & beautiful country.
switzerland is a small country in europe
by ProudSwissGirl June 20, 2014
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Don't mention his peace prize.
"What did Switzerland do in the war Mummy?"
"Shut up and eat your toblerone."
by Se llamas llamas May 04, 2012
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Its like the nuetral zone,(becuase they've never been in a war.) Its like having the commitment without the commitment... having the title with out the title. Its the in between of a relationship.
a:So are you guys together?
b:Well not exactly we are in Switzerland !
A.So can you see other people?
b:It hasn't been said i cant but i think it would be wrong? Get it.
by Morganb23 March 29, 2010
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beastly nation also known 4 their xenophobia! the home of the scorpions! and if u dont like the scorpions i'll kick ur butt here and now!
SWITZERLAND BEASTLYNESS!!!!
by Vash the Sexy Man November 26, 2010
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