The act of inheriting something so good that you would need to be a complete fucking moron to fuck it up. Derived from the paper coach of the Dallas Cowboys, Barry Switzer.
George's being a complete fucking jackass was masked by the fact that they switzered him into the Presidency and sorounded him with the finest political minds of the last century.
by Urban Dictionary January 23, 2004
The feeling of having time stolen from you by someone with a small stature complex.
Cameron felt that he was switzered again when visiting Jordan
by Lanister July 14, 2011