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Swish is this old dirty, shitty tasting homemade liquor that you can barely get into you.
But my fuck does swish ever get you some drunk.
by matt November 28, 2005
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A perfect shot that goes through the basket without touching the rim.

A perfect bowel movement that goes through without touching the rim verified by an absolutely clean first wipe with no poop on your hoop.
Bob takes his first wipe and comes up clean, a perfect swish!
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swish is this old dirty shitty tasteing homemade fucking liquor. that you oh can barely get her into ya. but my fuck does it ever get ya some drunk.
i got drunk on da swish and got fucked over.

swish comes from the bottom of liquor barrel.
by jonathan l hart July 21, 2008
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Swish is a fucking horrible drink that is made by taking a barrel that any kind of hard liquer has been aged in, fillin it up with water, and waiting for it soak up all the liquer juices, it looks like shit, smells like shit and tastes like shit, it is fucking nearly impossible to swallow, but it gets you insanely drunk and is cheap as fuck. The biggest downside of it is that it can blind or kill you, but the price is right!
guy 1:"What you drinkin tonight?"
guy 2:"Swish, it's fucking cheap."
guy 1:"That shit is nasty."
guy 2:"Ye, but it gets your fuckin DRUNK bud."
by Waxtipher July 10, 2006
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Deriving from Great Britain, swish is another term for "cool" or "hip".
"Look at Sally's skirt; it's totally swish!"
by audreyblackisamazing October 20, 2006
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In basketball, when you score when hitting nothing but the net.
Also called a "nuthin-but-net"
I made a swish!
by Aaron W. December 06, 2002
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(noun) A particularly effeminate gay man.
Hey, my decorator was awesome, but man what a swish he was!
by BFish December 10, 2002
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