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A veritable vision of vegetable vortex is all I saw in my head ...
when I contemplated the bumper sticker sermon plastered before my face on this miserably sweltering backed-up freeway that dog-day afternoon. It read: "Visualize WORLD PEACE !!!!!!!" "I could much more easily imagine a green tornado of PEAS twisting a funnel on the horizon than I can picture Islamo-Fascists laying down their arms."
FATHER FIGURE: "Son, why are you convulsing ?! What's wrong?" KID IN "THE SIXTH SENSE" MOVIE: "I see ... SWIRLED PEAS ... and ... (whisper:) I see dead people." |
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