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hot singles in your area 

Something that all the ads say, but is never, ever, true.
John saw an ad saying that there are "26 hot singles in your area" that want to meet up with him, and thought it was true. He was disappointed when no messages from hot singles came for him.

hot singles 

people in your area
Meet hot singles in your area
hot singles by nlolhere June 26, 2020

Hot Russian Singles In Your Area 

The Basic Ad You Get While Watching some…you know.. you know..

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I love watching Abella Danger getting anal fucked. GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE WITH THESE ADS
HOT RUSSIAN SINGLES IN YOUR AREA!!!

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim 

Bubble Bass' order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate/cringiest food to ever exist.
"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass

singles awareness day 

Alternate name for Valentine's Day (Feb. 14th), usually used in a negative sense by those who have no valentine.
singles awareness day by dbs_chicago February 14, 2006

FEMA shingles 

The big blue tarp fema puts over your blown off roof after a hurricane
I still have fema shingles on my house fron hurricane Katrina
FEMA shingles by booboo2u February 8, 2010