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(v.) To have open, promiscuity with a select group of partners, who "swing" eachother's wives and girlfriends back and forth to other people.
If you don't swing, don't ring!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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To fight and/or punch another individual.
To go arm's in.
To lay breh's the fuck out.
Example 1: ''Just go in and swing the cunt''
Example 2: ''Wanna swing?''
Example 3: ''I'll fuckin swing''
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Possibly the greatest music form of all time. Originated in the early 1920's, originated from early jazz types and strong African-American influence. Strong comeback of Swing occured in 1998 with bands like the Cherry Poppin Daddies and The Straycats.
"Whacha listen' to?"
"Some awesome Swing!"
by Eric R. April 25, 2005
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a term used in magic the gathering when a player declares his attackers
"allright, i'll swing with my grizzly bears and hit you for 2"
by mtgplayer January 31, 2009
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In jazz music, the ability to improvise with soul, creativity, and individuality, while still remaining organically connected to the sound being put out by the band as a whole.

The ability to swing is what distinguishes a good jazz player from a bad one. Lack of soul (Kenny G) or showboating (Jaco Pastorius toward the end of his career) are antithetical to swing.

Normally used in the context of acoustic jazz, but equally applicable to fusion, jazz-funk, etc. Not be confused with "swing" as a genre. (While a good Swing musician must know how to "swing," one can swing in just about any genre involving improvised music).
Man, that sax player sure knows how to swing.

I wasn't feeling the band last night. They kept trying, but they just couldn't swing.
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A class in the java API used for creation of GUI programs.
import javax.swing.*;
by Chris<Vicster> April 29, 2004
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To dance to any kind of upbeat music. Not used when talking about any slow dance, or street dancing. Normally pop music, retro tunes, or the Eurovision kind.
"She swings like a complete pro"
by JaiToujours June 13, 2009
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