A compleatly overated illness promoted by the media because they have nothing else to write about. according to the media, Swine flu will become a pandemic, and everyone will end up dying because there is no cure. Also refered to as "A-H1N1."
Random Kid: *cough cough*
Another Kid: "OMG YOU HAVE SWINE FLU! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!"
Random Kid: ...
Other Kid: "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
See SARS, Avian Flu, and other BS 20/21st century media conconctions.
Reporter: Oh sweet jesus there is this new swine flu and it is going to kill your children! Oh yeah and did we mention it comes from dirty mexican pigs. Haha i know you dont have to say dirty.
<2 weeks later>
Reporter: Actually it seems that most people survive this previously stated fatal pandemic disease, sorry everyone. Oh yeah that pig farm where it came from is owned by a U.S. corporation...moving on. This week on American idol jimmy jon made a gaffe by singing with a sammich in his mouth.
Human cases of swine influenza A (H1N1) virus infection have been identified in the United States. Human cases of swine influenza A (H1N1) virus infection also have been identified internationally. The current U.S. case count is provided below.
An investigation and response effort surrounding the outbreak of swine flu is ongoing.
CDC is working very closely with officials in states where human cases of swine influenza A (H1N1) have been identified, as well as with health officials in Mexico, Canada and the World Health Organization. This includes deploying staff domestically and internationally to provide guidance and technical support.
CDC activated its Emergency Operations Center to coordinate the agency's response to this emerging health threat and yesterday the Secretary of the Department Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, declared a public health emergency in the United States. This will allow funds to be released to support the public health response. CDC's goals during this public health emergency are to reduce transmission and illness severity, and provide information to assist health care providers, public health officials and the public in addressing the challenges posed by this newly identified influenza virus. To this end, CDC has issued a number of interim guidance documents in the past 24 hours. In addition, CDC's Division of the Strategic National Stockpile (SNS) is releasing one-quarter of its antiviral drugs, personal protective equipment, and ...
A form of influenza spread by terrorists disguised as pigs.
Shit son, I got swine flu!
An instance where you or someone you know gets wasted
and hooks up with a fatty
without their knowing, and can't seem to get rid of them
Man 1: Dude, who's this girl that keeps calling you?
Man 2: Don't worry about it; I just got drunk
last night and now I've got the swine flu
A large amount of cops in yours or someones yard. If someone has the "swine flu" they have a lot of police officers at their place.
playing off of the reference to police as pigs
Dont go over to Teds place, he has a bad case of "swine flu" at his door step.
The H1N1 virus aka pig flu and the center of cold jokes among you and your idiotic friends.
B: swine flu!
a: v_v *slap*