While others blame former president bush saying that it is his fault that the mexicans created this disease because it is their revenge on us for not allowing them to cross the our lands.
Random Mexican 2:Well homes what can we do
Random Mexican 3:Well them damn chinks came up with the bird flu.
Random Mexican 1:Damn pigs... wait, thats what we will call it. swine flu
as much as everyone hates hearing these updates, secretly they're all is hoping someone DOES have it, so that school will get shut down and the make up days will be waved (preferably, for high schoolers, after prom and before graduation).
Ashley: Oh my God! Not Swine! Eww don't cough on me!
Tom: Nobody has it, okay? (thinks to himself: but someone oughtta get it, wouldn't it be nice to have a free vacation....)
2. The latest bad reason to not leave the house. See "bad economy", definition 1.
Teen 2: So, you're under quarentine because... the flu is going around?
Teen 1: Yeah.
Teen 2: The hell.
Remember, kittlings. The flu by any other name... is still the flu. In this case, nothing more, nothing less.