2) A disease similar to bird flu, SARS, and West Nile, in the sense that it is hyped up by the media to be an epidemic, and turns out only killing a few people.
3) When the police show up unexpectedly to ruin fun. Adapted from pig, a term for the police.
Rick Kid 2: "At least it's not swine flu."
2) News Anchor: "Five more people have been diagnosed with swine flu. Run for your fucking lives."
3) Cop: "Police! Open up!"
Homeowner: "Looks like we got a case of the swine flu."
Wash your hands, and keep clean. Don't be another victim of the government.
The media's ability to blow this out of proportion rates somewhere between Y2K and WMD in Iraq.
Recommended treatment for swine flu: Sprite, chicken soup, and low dose Tylenol.
Jerry caught swine flu! He might not be back to work until Thursday!
You have a greater chance of dying in a car accident on your way to get your swine flu shot than of dying from swine flu.