to hate on someone; the act of hating
Hater: Your outfit is type wack
Me: Don't swindle
Hater: You hella booty
Me: Stop swindling
someone who tries to play you over. play games with you.
Brandon you been on some swindles
(v); to swindle
A form of revenge. When one shits on anything or anyone that is not meant to be shat on, thus destroying that beings confidence, reputation and personal property. This can stem from extreme hatred and disgust of the person or owner of the object being shat on. An important part of swindling is discretion. The person being swindled must not know it was you who swindled them and must remain confused as they angrily clean up the shit you have bestowed upon them.
Jon: Dude, I just swindled Mark so bad!
Jon: he stole my bitch so I took a shit in his bed!
to rob somebody out of something.
Man as if you swindled that CD player
The act of stealing one's personal possession in a non-specific manner in an attempt to be humourous.
So i swindled the paper!
Janes swindles were extremely noticeable while wearing that tight shirt.
The state of being a cool skydiving math nerd or of something/someone being cool
Student 1: That math dweeb skydives?!
Student 2: Yeah! He's really good at it too.
Student 1: That elevates him to the status of swindle in my book!
An ugly chick who thinks they are good looking.
(Person 1)Eww, look at that swindle over there.
(Person 2)That's discusting!