A term used as a sexual inuendo - alone as masturbation. The addition of other terms alluding to swimming conexts should also be considered so as the swimming is a lewd and sexual act.
How'd you sprain your wrist? Swimming, you say...
Yeah he's propper Welsh - swims with sheep and everything...
Hah, he uses flotation devises to keep him up when swimming! I guess it's not as bad as needing preformance enhancing drugs to keep going...
She was my first swimming insructor.. What do you mean she teaches kids?!!
etc. etc.
by SamOh July 15, 2006
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A sport, often misunderstood by outsiders, which requires no work at all. Swimming is an excuse for a sport and does not require much more than physical endurance and technique. Anyone who swims for a year will be just as good or better than other "swimmers," at least ona high school level. Certain college and adult level swimmers are certainly viable athletes, although personal experience of high school swimming clarifies its lack of real "sport" characteristic. If one wishes to expand one's physical abilties, one would be better pursuing anything else (i.e. basketball, football, wrestling, soccer)
Actual Athelete: Do a pushup, man, since you say you're such a great athlete and all.
Swimmer: (whispering) Okay, don't tell anybody this, but swimming doesn't actually make me an athlete! I just say that to make friends and feel good about myself. But it's a secret, so don't tell anyone!
by Billy Quinn January 18, 2006
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going to a club pool under the alias of going swimming but really only swimming for a short time only to then go shower together
lets go swimming!
mom, dad, katie and i are going swimming
by teh kt December 19, 2004
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The act of being in denial and not accepting the truth about oneself or the situation one is in; struggling with the truth.
"Denial" sounds similar to "The Nile" river
so when someone is not accepting the truth you can use as referenced; Man I know he knows his bitch is fat. The brother is swimming hard.
by racsodaheat October 2, 2009
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short for the sun was in my eyes when referring to the way a person looks when you first see them
yo dude check out that chick in the car next to us.
dude man i think you were swimming because she is a bug.
by dfrost April 1, 2007
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A term used in a omen commercial, probably referring to semen.
gamer: I have powerful swim swims
by PowerfulSwimSwims December 26, 2020
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The most beast sport out there. Swimmers get no time outs, no substitutions, and no water breaks. We train twice a day and have already put in a good 2 hours before you lazy soccer players hall your fat butts out of bed. Swimmers- six packs, chlorine addicted people that admit that they have no life, but at least they don't go running after balls all day like soccer players.
Hey wanna hang out?

No I have to go swimming
by auburnlove December 5, 2010
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