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BEST FUCKING SPORT IN THE WOOORRRRRRLLLLLLLDDDDD!!!! IT GETS SO YOU SO IN SHAPE ITS CRAZZZZZZZZY. EVEN THOUGH ITS HARD AS A MADRE, ITS STILL AMAZING AND ITS WHAT I LIVE FOR. being who think swimming is a wuss sport have some GINORMUS up their ASSSSSSSSS! swim is FUCKING AMAZINGGGGGGG AND ANYBODY WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS A FATASS WHO IS TOO LAZY TO DO A SPORT AS CHALLENGING AS SWIMMING.
hott guy: wow, look at that hottie over thier...shes crazy in shape...i kind of want ot mad sex with her. wow she MUST BE A SWIMMER!
by ASH B. February 09, 2005
 
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The most beast sport out there. Swimmers get no time outs, no substitutions, and no water breaks. We train twice a day and have already put in a good 2 hours before you lazy soccer players hall your fat butts out of bed. Swimmers- six packs, chlorine addicted people that admit that they have no life, but at least they don't go running after balls all day like soccer players.
Hey wanna hang out?

No I have to go swimming
by auburnlove December 04, 2010
 
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1a):A poor excuse to see hot half naked clad girls wet and tired.
-Caveat- There are also fat chicks
2a):A sport that everyone says they love but at practice they contemplate suicidal thoughts.
3a):An aphrodesiac used for female adolescents.
1a): Dude u can see that girls nipples!
1b): UGH!
2a): I love swimming- Why did i come to practice today?
3a): I'm so tired after that 100 free, im gonna go have sex now
by Dannypoo November 13, 2005
 
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One of the most grueling and demanding sports in existance. Most swimmers get up at 5:00am for a morning practice, and then after school swim another few hours. In swimming, there are no substitutions, no time outs, and there is a lack of oxygen while swimming.

Swimmers are some of the most attractive athletes out there; guys are tan and muscular, and girls are tan and thin. Swimmers usually have incredible upper body strength and can run and do sit ups to no end. Swimmers also spend most of their waking hours walking around 90% naked, and will defend the sport of swimming to no end.
Joe: Hey, do you want to go for a five mile run?
Jake: Sure, do you think we should invite Jack?
Joe: No way, he's swimming. He would probably whoop us anyway. He's a beast.
by swiminchickin November 24, 2011
 
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swimming makes me wet
wow, I just went swimming and that water was so wet!
by michae(l) June 30, 2009
 
27.
A sport often neglected by those who have not been a part of, nor swam at least 40 lengths of the pool non-stop. Swimming is a very intense sport full of speedos and half naked girls whom join either to stay in shape, competitively swim, or for the lack of clothing that the men wear.
Often Rejected by muscle-heads such as football players, runners, wresters and any type of other sport that requires injury to the head because there is no more room for acceptance due to the lack of space available in their brains for acceptance.
Swimmers are part of a team which they refer to as their family, as they are together 24/7 due to the amount of practice that swim coach piles upon them. Swimmers also are known to date the members of their swim team; which is technically incest.
Swimming teams often complain about their sport, yet never quit because of the love/hate relationship with the water. Also, a swimmer can be found by food, talking about food, or complaining that there is not enough food.
Football player: swimming's easy.
Swimmer 1: if swimming's easy then why am I skinny and in shape while you're still fat?
Swimmer 2: (to other swimmer) bro, eat this sandwich, you're not you when you're hungry.
by justanotherdictionary December 28, 2013
 
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1) A way to prevent yourself from drowning, at least until the shark gets you.

2) A sport that gets guys ripped, girls fit, and both tan, it's the sexiest sport around. In addition, it's really easy to use as a metaphor for sex. Downsides: looking great, having too many people want to screw you, too loud of a crowd, all the groupies... Real Downsides: If you're a guy, it looks almost as gay as water polo. Try not to get an erection the speedo doesn't really hide much, including how big you are... You have to be in the water by 5 a.m. during season. Like drowning, it takes a LOT of energy. If you don't use lotion, you will get sunburned until you get tanned, also you might have cancer. It damages your hair, which oddly enough makes it look thick and awesome and sunbleached for guys, but girls might not like what happens to them. Unless you lose yourself, it can be really really boring because you just go there and back again, the trick is losing yourself in other stuff, not thinking, or thinking about how the water feels and if your stroke can be improved. This is similar to what you do in other sports, which are after all basically moving from point to point; what matters in any sport is not what you're doing, it's how you do it.

3) One of the only two sports that get girls wet and half-naked.
1) {Theme music from Jaws can be heard, a buoy bobs in center-field.}
{enter head surrounded by white splashes} "This is the second to last buoy! One more and I can go home knowing I've strengthened my body and helped myself live a few more years," thinks the swimmer.
{Enter a grey fin cutting through the water behind the swimmer} "I sense a disturbance in the Force!" the shark metaphorically thinks, "I must devour the delicious seal and maintain the balance of nature!" {Chomp. Blood. Foam.} "FUCK!" screams the swimmer, "THE FUCKING SHARK BIT OFF MY LEGS! FUCK YOU NATURE!" {drowns}
"Damn that seal tasted fucking disgusting, too much irony methinks." the shark thinks.
2) {The setting is a pool surrounded by greyish concrete, inside is around a hundred swimmers, going back and forth, back and forth, mindlessly, while a coach sits there, bored but alert.} "Damn this shit is getting old, it's all the same: back and forth, do those fucking flip turns at each end which gets water in my goggles and up my nose. Swerve into the lane-lines on backstroke, hit other people with butterfly, barely move with breaststroke, and be held back by the lazy assholes in front of me when I do freestyle," one thinks to himself, "But hey, look, I'm ripped and tan and I have pretty awesome hair {admires self}. And by Damn are those chicks hot, all tan and wet and... DAMN!"
3) Go to a pool when people are swimming or playing water polo, as long as there are girls. Sit, watch, take pictures.
by Spencer Phillips May 06, 2011