Swimming is quite possibly the most demanding sport ever. If you're not up to such rigorous, demanding activity, you might as well just cheerlead or play football. It is also the most rewarding sport ever, though, because you don't need to run or lift weights to gain muscle mass. You can swim 50 yards in about 25 seconds or less. Swimming is a sport where all of the athletes are in amazing shape, and even if they have ugly faces, they will be desired by everyone else because of their superly hot bodies.

Best sport ever.
"I'm soooo tired after my football practice. We had to do sooo many sprints." -Loser

"I had to sprint for three miles without breathing in my swimming practice, and I could keep going!" -Swimmer
by PIAAswimmer,fasho October 25, 2006
that thing you instinctively do before you drown
swimming will prevent you from drowning
by fastlane_45 October 26, 2011
The act of watching Adult Swim
Man, I gotta quit swimming before I loose all sense of logic.
by Randy Cuyler July 28, 2011
What a jive fellow says when things are up to par.
How are you doing Goffter?
Swimming bro.
Same man.
Chyeah boys
by MattClar July 07, 2011
drinking
Dude let's go swimming this weekend.
by wilfrd291 May 02, 2011
to get high
hey lets go swimming!
by dildo chick November 25, 2009
The act of being in denial and not accepting the truth about oneself or the situation one is in; struggling with the truth.
"Denial" sounds similar to "The Nile" river
so when someone is not accepting the truth you can use as referenced; Man I know he knows his bitch is fat. The brother is swimming hard.
by racsodaheat October 02, 2009
another word for saying that you had sex with somebody
"how did your date go last night?"
"oh me and bob ended up swimming!"
by H@ELEYYYYYY April 26, 2008

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