Swimming is quite possibly the most demanding sport ever. If you're not up to such rigorous, demanding activity, you might as well just cheerlead or play football. It is also the most rewarding sport ever, though, because you don't need to run or lift weights to gain muscle mass. You can swim 50 yards in about 25 seconds or less. Swimming is a sport where all of the athletes are in amazing shape, and even if they have ugly faces, they will be desired by everyone else because of their superly hot bodies.
Best sport ever.
"I'm soooo tired after my football practice. We had to do sooo many sprints." -Loser
"I had to sprint for three miles without breathing in my swimming practice, and I could keep going!" -Swimmer
sport that sounds sexual when talking about it. usually swimmers are best at sex (duh!)
about diving: throw yourself into it!
about backstroke starts: go under, give it four or five good hard thrusts, and then extend out ouf the water as hard as you can!
The sport of champions, makes you tired and wet just the way it should be
I went swimming at the state meet and one bragging rights for a year!
Most physically and mentally demanding sport on the planet. If you disagree, you are obviously one of the many who aren't tough, determined or skilled enough to be a swimmer.
Gives you massive shoulders + chest and a toned upper body. Great for your lungs and heart.
'Oh my god, who is that guy with the amazing body?'
'I dont know, but he is a swimmer for sure!'
'The others look so weedy in comparison to him with thier narrow shoulders and lack of 6-pacs. Why doesnt everyone do swimming?'
'Because the training is so intense and demanding, most people would die after about 3 minutes!'
A sport in which guys get to be in the same pool and rub them selves up against girls that are half-naked while the boys are wearing a piece of cloth that resemble panties
Wow Swimming is sexy.
a sport that gets you in shape but is in some cases extremely boring. many people prefer waterpolo. many dont see the point of swimming as hard as you can to one end of the pool, only to turn around and do it again. how ever many times you signed up to do it. swimmers always say they hate it. yet, when their friends ask why they still do it, they say they don't know.
'i HATE swimming. going to swim practice is like the LAST thing i want to do right now.'
'then don't go.'
'i have to.'
'i dont know....'
only the BEST sport known to mankind! everyone on the planet should swim becasue then you wouldnt have to sit on your lazy ass and you will lose all of your baby fat!
swimming kicks ass! i just killed them!
One of the very best ways to work your whole body, whether for your heart, to lose weight, correct your back and posture, increase libido, or to develop lean muscle and lung volume.
The swimmer's physique is considered by many to be the most attractive body type. Injuries are extremely low compared to other forms of exercise and you can most definately tell you're getting a workout instead of getting shin splints or something.
Runner: I feel so violated, what about you?
Swimmer: I feel like the fuckin' Fly after he teleported himself.
Runner: I feel so violated.