a fucking piece of lame-ass shit network that hasn't shown a really good show (without franchizing the shit outta it) since before that gay-ass show hamtaro
some of the greatest shows to ever show on cartoon network were thundercats, sailor moon, mobile suit gundam/gundam wing, the first parts of DBZ, the original episodes of dexter's lab, the old ed, edd & eddy, trigun, cowboy bebop, grim & evil(maybe the grim adventures of B&M), samuri jack, and a few more i cant think of now
there is only three good shows left on cartoon network, all shown in adult swim(becoming increasingly gay every new series they air). these shows are futurama, ATHF and the boondocks. (no family guy is not really cool any more because they fucking overplay and whore the fuck out of it.) i seriously hope that the cartoon network exutives all fucking die in their sleep at the same time so that more show concious ppl will take over
my god Cartoon Network sucks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SpongeBob SquarePants is a sponge who lives in a pineapple underwater, while his squid neighbor Squidward Tentacles lives in an Easter Island head. SpongeBob's other neighbor and best friend is a pink starfish named Patrick Star, who lives under a rock. SpongeBob and Patrick live on either side of Squidward.more...
SpongeBob and his friends live in the underwater city of Bikini Bottom. Bikini Bottom is like a regular city with a downtown, suburbs, and coastal areas with its own airport, bus system, and fair park. Stephen Hillenburg said once that Bikini Bottom was loosely based on Seattle, Washington. A good example of this statement is in the episode Pre-Hibernation Week. Sandy and SpongeBob were fighting on a tall structure called the Sea Needle, referring to the Space Needle, a tall structure in Seattle. Stephen has said that he wants to leave the location of Bikini Bottom to the imagination, claiming that the Baywatch scene was just a reference to his favorite show of all time.
SpongeBob's house-pet is a snail named Gary, whose "meow" is similar to a cat. Although Gary only speaks in a few episodes, the characters have shown an ability to understand him. In addition to this, underwater worms bark exactly like dogs, and are kept on chains. Jellyfish are the equivalent of bees; buzzing, stinging with poison (although it appears as an electric shock), and producing delicious "jelly", mocking the name "jellyfish", while still referring to a bee's honey. Fish act as the citi...
when you have someone else yank your suit up really high around your waist so that you don't have a horrible vise-like compression on your chest and shoulders while you swim. otherwise referred to as "bad crotch"
Hey man, can you come over here and give me a hand with a wetsuit wedgie?
On the beach, when (normally) a girl (usually hot), wants to seduce or just pleasure a guy on the beach laying on a towel, she walks up to him and says "your towel is twisted, lemme fix that." She then proceeds to straddle his head and squat down so his head is directly under her ass and she pulls on the towel near the swim trunks area to slightly pull down the swim trunks, providing a double sensation.
If the girl is REALLY hot, or the guy is seen getting a boner/liking it, the girl can touch her ass to his face.
This is normally done with the girl in a bathing suit, often a bikini.
Dude, this insanely hot girl in a bikini gave me a beach ass-view today! She sat on my face!
A type of goggles that have no padding, and are only meant to go around your eye. Not the socket. They tend to be cheeper than other types of goggles, and they're well streamlined.
Mark: Hey man, check this out! Jordan's wearing sweeds!!
Lauren: Oh my gosh, how can he stand them? It feels like they're popping my eyes out when I wear a pair!
Mark: Jordan says that after a month or so, you don't feel anything at all.
someone who checks out your junk while you're changing in the locker room at the gym .
i was changing into my bathing suit, about to go for a swim, when i noticed this COCK GAYZER staring down my dick.
The feeling you get after reading this
Suddenly, I heard the door open and I peered around the corner to see one of my best friends, Alex, whom I secretly had a thing for, walk in.more...
"Um, Alex, you know this is the girls locker room," I said. He looked at me and his cheeks flushed with embarrassment.
"I knew that," he muttered. "Why are you in here anyway? This is boys swim team now," Changing the subject.
"Coach made me for my lack of effort." I said bitterly.
"Well, I know how to cheer you up." He came closer to me and picked up a couple papers. Then looked up. "Cute bathing suit." He slowly stood up and pressed his head to mine. We were kissing!! "Sorry couldnt help it" he whispered in my ear. Soon his shirt was off and his abs and muscular swim body pressed against mine. His hands where in my wet hair, then in my bathing suit. I was getting horny. He started to lower the straps and before I knew it, he was massaging my boobs. He slid down my body, kissing everything he could. He slowly slid of my bathing suit and kissed my thigh. It was pure heaven. His tongue started roaming around my vagina hitting my clit multiple times while massaging my boob and fingering me. "UUHHHH." I moaned in anticipation. I then took him and slammed him into a locker and ripped of his pants. I greedily took his 9in cock and sucked and sucked swirling my tongue on his tip. His mouth starting to go agap, so he thrust me away and BAM. I was having sex. In out. In out. It felt so good. I screamed and he exploded.