Swermz

Guys with unbelievably tiny penises. Small, and skinny, like a worm but with a Z and swermz.
Usually an asian guy, because they have tiny penises.

Can be used as noun, adjective, pronoun, any part of speech

"Look at my swerm"
"Thats a small swermz"
"At least i dont have a swermz"
"Swermzed"
"Thats pretty swermz"
"Hey Swermz, get us some burgers."
Glaucon: "Yes, Swermz, i Agree."
"Seth you have a tiny penis" Also swerms

Swermz by Scotty 2 Hottie May 19, 2006

shermstick 

A cigarette, often a Newport, dipped in liquid PCP(wet).

We gotta head up to Camden & get us some shermsticks, then we can get off the hizzy tonight!

shermstick by LakituInCamdenNJ December 9, 2008

sherms 

Variation of sherm and shermstick, tobacco mixed with weed and dipped in pcp.
Called sherms because they look like expensive brown paper Nat Sherman cigarettes or mini-cigars nats.

I think jimmy's smokin' sherms

sherms by john January 2, 2005

Swersh 

An abnormal shaped penis
Shaped like a triangle or a mushroom

Ha! Swersh!
Bob has a swersh!
Jack Swersh

Swersh by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet June 14, 2018

sweems 

A term used to describe a nap or sleep.

"im going to catch 40 sweems" "i need some sweems before i go out tonight" "im soo wasted, i need my sweems"

sweems by Andy Mofflet July 24, 2006

Swerm Swiggler 

1) A mildly erect penis, caused by the excessive consumption of alcohol

2) A worm-like swiggly cock that is 15% hard

Q: You take her down last night?
A: No man, I had a swerm swiggler

Guy: Oh man, I drank way too much last night. She had to blow me for 20 minutes before my swerm swiggler got hard enough to fuck her

Swerm Swiggler by DermIsTheSwerm March 17, 2009

spermsketball 

Trying to ejaculate into one's own bellybutton, usually the first big shot

I played spermsketball ten times yesterday!

spermsketball by marek Zutano June 19, 2007