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2.
sweaty penis
go swack you swenis
by Ashley September 21, 2003
 
1.
a sweaty penis
i had a swenis after practice
by kleenex March 05, 2003
 
3.
A particular kind of sweat that comes from ones balls and penis. It smells of vernard.
on hot days i wear boxer-breifs so as to absorb swenis.
by acropora1981 November 19, 2007
 
4.
sweaty penis
Your swenis is rubbing against my vagina.
by picklejohn25 March 27, 2011
 
5.
A large swedish penis.
Look at that guys swenis! He must be swedish.
by melissa December 17, 2003
 
6.
A particular kind of sweat that comes from ones balls and penis. It smells of vernard.
on hot days i wear boxer-breifs so as to absorb swenis.
by acropora1981 November 19, 2007
 
7.
A term used to describe the metaphysical penis that women's rights advocates have; while some females complain that misogynistic men are always "thinking with their penis", ardent feminists are likewise "always thinking with their swenis".
"Man, I can't organize a project team at our company without some lady in a power suit whipping out her swenis and threatening to sue us if we don't include women."
by OrangeMonkey April 08, 2006