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8. Moose Knuckle
swelled up pussy lips, much like a camel toe
That girl's moose knuck looks like two rolls of quaters
by anonymous Dec 3, 2002 add a video
9. front ass
Large,swollen labia, usually an angry red color.The result of intensive frigging, may be accompanied by the loss of urination ability.
Ethel frigged her front ass until it swelled completely shut when she saw you-know-who.
by Butterball Turkey Mar 10, 2003 add a video
10. sperminator
A hulking, monstrosity of a male, swelled to intense proportions by his massive ego and genital package. His sole purpose is to appropriate your girlfriend and stick his dick in the "mashed potatoes". All this is concluded with a massive outpouring (a true 'gentleman's finish!) of man milk. Looks puerto rican, is generally unpleasant and should be shot on sight, or sodomized with a bandsaw.
We had a rough nite at the bar, I go for a piss and when I come back here's this 7foot high walking hardon with his mitts all over my girls tits. After receiving a severe beating on his behalf, the last thing I remember is that sperminator walkin out, gettin half-blown by my girl.
11. king kong dong
the other day i fell on my penis while i got a boner and it swelled up into this monster. i called it king kong dong because it was so big. my mom laughed at me.
King Kong Dong wishes for you to pet him with your tongue. and feet. at the same time.
12. Turgid
a. L. turgidus, from turgere to swell. 1. Distended beyond the natural state by some internal agent or expansive force; swelled; swollen; bloated; inflated; tumid; -- especially applied to an enlarged part of the body; as, a turgid limb; turgid fruit.
The peeled potato has become turgid because it has been left in water too long. Now its big and soft:P
by Bussell Nov 12, 2003 add a video
13. fatass
One whose bloated sacs of cellulose have swelled to the point where the pressure ruptures their spinal cord and travels to their brain, infecting their ability to reason and speak proficiently.
by beadhead Nov 24, 2003 add a video
14. torte
genitilia of the red-haired male
The Linz's torte swelled when he saw the pretty girl.
by julia Dec 10, 2003 add a video
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