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1. candy coated blow job
The act of giving a blow job where the cock has been coated in a sugar candy substance. The best way to achieve said blow job is to procure a phallic sucker, like the old-school twisted suckers, and manually stimulate your partner with the sucker. Then insert cock into the vagina and enjoy the sex. Whether you finish inside or not, when you pull out have you partner return the favor and give the blow job on a cock that has a sugary coating now. It's a dirty coated BJ if you stimulate an ass instead of a vagina. It's a Sweet n Creamy BJ if you cum inside your partner.
My girl used to not like giving BJ's, but after we tried it, she only gives my candy coated blow jobs now! It's awesome, she does it sooooo much longer now.
2. shitshake
when you are making a chocalate shake for your friends; you add milk, chocolate ice cream and then you add a nice footlong turd. And to top it all off you put some whip cream and a nice little cum shot on top.
bryan: Kelsey im makin you a shitshake!

kelsey: cool i'll give it to Amber!
3. PB n' BJ
A sexual act during which a man covers his penis in peanut butter while his partner fills his/her mouth with jelly and proceeds to perform oral sex upon the penis. Fun for all! YUM!

Special note: While one may use any variety of jelly, it is best to stick to creamy peanut butter. Chunky is simply too dangerous.
male #1: "Damn yo! My girlfriend surprised me with a PB n' BJ last night for my birthday!"

male #2: "Strawberry?"

male #1: "Nah, dude...grape."

male #2: "Sweet."
4. Opalmeal
An oatmeal made by Opal Crankshaft. It is made of oats, corn, and several other grains mixed with fresh violet flowers. It is often served warm, with violet infused milk poured on top. Its delicious at any time, but is mostly eaten for breakfast or supper. So if you're looking for something quick and easy to eat for dinner, try some Opalmeal - it will make an Opal out of you!
Opal: Hey Nelson, I got something good for you tonight! I'm made us some Opalmeal.

Nelson: Opalmeal? What in the world is that? You crazy grandma.

Opal: Oooh, its heaven, sweetie! Just wait till you taste it! Oats and corn and all sorts of other grains, mixed with fresh violets. Here, you want some?

Hec: Opalmeal? Boy do I need some of that! I've been Dragon Walking all day. All that has made me hungry.

Opal: Here, try this. Its sweet. Tons of delicious!

Hec: (he eats some) Wow! That's creamy and sweet. I think everyone should eat this. Hey Nelson, you want some?

Nelson: (he tastes his) You know, she's right! This IS delicious! This isn't just any old oatmeal; this is Dragon food!

Hec: (laughing) You got that right! Never underestimate the power of Opalmeal! Good for humans and dragons, too. (starts Dragon Walking again)
5. Pralinutta
prowl-eh-nut-uh / pray-lyn-uttuh

n. Belgian quality which is smoothie in nature and made of nuts; comes from Planet Food.

n. when yo cheap ass dont wanna spend 6 dolla on nutella, pralinutta.

v. to pralinutt

recommended uses: to spread on croissants, to spread on your body, shine bathtubs, sinks, and toilets.
Shut up or pralinutt up

hay there boi you eva seen a pralinnuta'
don't get your pralinutta all over me man!
6. Strawberry Cough
Fuck all the other definitions this is the real one.

Sativa 80 / Indica 20

Origins - N/A

Flowering - 56-63 days

Harvest - Early October

Strawberry Cough is a sweet-flavored indoor variety with just enough indica influence to shorten the typically slow growing time of the semitropical sativa into a 2 month flowering cycle. The creamy berry taste combines with its expansive smoke to deliver a variety worty of its name.

Strawberry Cough gardens efficiently whether using hydroponics or soil setups. It is too branchy for sea of green, but Dutch Passion recommends planting 15-20 plants per square meter (1-2 plants per square foot). Strawberry Cough likes a boost of nutrients at the beginning of vegetative growth. Although no data was available for outdoor gardens, Strawberry Cough performs terrifically in greenhouses. Strawberry Cough is a plant of happy mediums, growing to a height of around 3 feet indoors or in a greenhouse garden and exhibiting leaves that balance between indica and sativa influences. This multi-branched plant will start delivering ripe colas about 40 days into flowering, and continue with a second wave that finishes at about 65 days. Greenhouse flowering times are typically a week shorter than indoor gardens.

The buds are tight and shaped like narrow pinecones, and may get quite long. This variety's branches are sturdy and support even the weightiest of colas. Strawberry Cough tickles the lungs with her creamy-sweet smoke, whose flavor resembles straw...
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