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ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? 

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"
The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*
Related Words
A contraction for the phrase sweet eggs
Person A: You just won a free taco!
Person B: Sweegs!!!!
Sweegs by acanz August 25, 2006

Nonce Sweets 

When an older Male/Female offers out sweets to those considerably younger than them, in hope of achieving some affection in return.
Hey, did you see Paul handing out his nonce sweets at reception?
Nonce Sweets by Mr.GS March 27, 2019
Guy 1: caramelldansen is for sweebs
Guy 2: ok
*Guy 2 blocked you*

Make-a that sweets 

Having sex like your old Italian-American grandparents taught you.
"Nonno, how-a do I make-a that sweets?"
"Like-a me and-a Nonna taught-a you."
"Grazie."
Make-a that sweets by Fandank January 5, 2020

SWEETS GOON 

A sweets goon is generally anorexic due to the high intake of budget cola and low grade confectionary. A sweets goon generally appears much older than in reality due to stress of wanting sweets 24/7. Sweets goons generally avoid schools because hanging around offering crap bon-bons or mishaped chocolate bars is a bad look. It is not uncommon to see a sweets goon being ejected from premises for apparent drug abuse whilst screaming "its only a sherbet dib dab!!" . Sweets goons generally have terrible fashion sense and dress like bertie bassett on heroin. Sweets goons often resort to petty squabbling over the last werthers original or begging for a pound coin to get 3 packets of buzz.
Oh man..Look at that sweets goon chasing the ice cream van
SWEETS GOON by IVOR BIGCOCK December 14, 2014