Someone who is at the gym and has just worked out so much that they are soaked in sweat and hot because of the exercise. Resembling a noodle when it is cooking in a pot of steaming hot water.
Damn, that girl on the tredmil looked good from far until i got closer and noticed she's a straight up sweaty noodle right now.
by ThisIsMyNameMyRealName January 6, 2010