Sweatfucked

The process of being rubbed up against by someone sweaty due to overcrowding at a bar, club, etc. Typically results in the victim being severely grossed out and either gracing the offender with a dirty look or trying to avoid looking at them for fear of being further traumatized.

That gross dude over there just totally sweatfucked me; it's like Disney World in July in here.

Sweatfucked by megme July 6, 2011

Sealface 

1: The worlds worst kind of person.

2: A total douche.

3: That guy in the group that no one actually likes.

Holy shit, that dude is such a sealface!
Oh damn, Sealface is shit!

Sealface by shotgunjimmy May 16, 2010

sweatfreak 

Someone who sweats all over the place

I shook the runner's hand as he passed by, and my hand got soaked; he's some sort of sweatfreak!

sweatfreak by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 3, 2003

Sweatjack 

(n.) derived from local Massachusetts phenomenon "Sweaty Jacky"

Refers to an attractive female, who under normal circumstances is quiet, friendly, intelligent, and charming; however, after consuming an exorbitant amount of alcohol, undergoes an "Incredible Hulk"-like metamorphosis. Symptoms commonly include sweatiness, greasiness, dead gaze, crossed eyes, hives, acne breakouts, invitations to hookup, bad breath, lack of understanding of personal bubbles, extreme urge to get others drunk, intermittent crying interspersed with dancing, and falling out of hammocks into pools.

Dude, I think I'm gonna try to hook up with Sarah tonight at the party.

No way, man! She's a total Sweatjack!

Sweatjack by TemperanceFan October 14, 2004

Sweatfree Mani Pad 

A pad for absorbing the sweat of a man's ass. Similar to the Stayfree Maxi Pad.
Ideal for:
* Moderate to heavy ass flow
* Everyday freshness and protection from anal discharge
* Minor anal leakage
* Perspiration
* Skidmark protection any time
* Daily freshness and odor control

Thanks to Sweatfree Mani Pads, I no longer have to wipe after shitting and am skidmark free!

Sweatfree Mani Pad by Ivan Cherkanoff April 24, 2009

Sweatacious 

to become sweaty, to perspire

Why are you so stanky? I was cuttin da grass and I got all sweatacious.

Hot crawfish make me sweatacious.

Sweatacious by Wordmeister Brew May 10, 2011

Sweattuce 

Lettuce, usually shredded, found on hot sandwiches. The lettuce turns into sweattuce when it becomes wilted, wet, or if you will, sweaty. This usually produces disgust in the person who's eating the sandwich.

Sweattuce can also occur if a sandwich has been reheated later on, and the person reheating said sandwich forgot to remove the lettuce before reheating. Microwaved lettuce will always result in sweattuce.

This philly cheese steak would have been delicious if it weren't for the heaping piles of sweattuce they put on it.

The sweattuce on this sandwich is extra juicy today.

Oh man, I didn't eat this sandwich immediately after I ordered it. It's probably gone to sweattuce.

Sweattuce by BONEQUEETAH November 29, 2010