An article of clothing that is capable of getting you gigantic amounts of ass.
Girl 1: Whoa, look at that guy wearing that sweater vest!
Girl 2: God, he's so hot. I wish more boys had style like him.
Girl 3: No way, because then that guy wouldn't be special and unique and sexy!
Girl 4: But how are we all going to have him?

Girl 5: I'm not sharing with you bitches.
by Chairs November 15, 2009
An article of clothing often worn by 'rediculously' good looking teachers that make them somehow even better looking.
Mr. V looks so awesome in that sweatervest. He should wear them everyday.
by The students November 02, 2006
Pronunciation: \ˈswe-tər-ˌvest\

Function: Noun

Defintion: A person who behaves like an asshole; a person that is inconsiderate or inpolite.

History: Though it takes it's name from a person being especially tool-like at a concert and pushing people aside when there was no path or movement simply because they are bigger, the phrase is expanded to serve to describe any kind of person who behaves like an asshole in any situation. It does not attempt to make any loathing against those who wear sweatervests in normal life situations, but it is notably strange to wear one into the GA section of a punk-rock concert.
"Man, did you see the way that guy pushed that girl?"

"Yeah, what a sweatervest!"
by thethp March 11, 2009
a sweater for old people and golfers. offten worn by preps usually with an argyle pattern.
sheldon loves sweater vests and dick
by sweatervestsarprepy February 25, 2011
An overt use of something wholesome stodgy and clean to cover up a dirty act.
Stephen Harper's performance was so sweatervested.
That report on the War in Afghanistan was definitely sweatervested to hide the truth.
The catholic church is constantly sweatervesting the past.
That news report was such a sweatervest.
by ophelia3 October 05, 2009
Jim Tressel-Head coach of The Ohio State University's football team.
I wonder if sweatervest will recruit any good players this year.
by LSU FAN December 08, 2007
a racial slur for the group of kids which are known to be the most popular or the group known as the "popular" kids
Many people wanted to hang out with the sweater-vests because they thought they were popular.
by etc22 June 04, 2010

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