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Players in their chosen video game who try too hard and sweat it out all day and night causing obsessive behaviour leading to fatness, loneliness, unemployment and benefit claims so they can stay home and play games all day. Sweaters can usually be be spotted by their particularly high multiplayer rank and by solving a simple equation, it is possible to conclude how much of a sweater they are:

(Multiplayer Rank/Number of Days Since Launch) x Average XP per round of game

Another way to spot potential sweaters is nonsensical, ostentatious online handles. Scientists believe that due to a lack of sunshine, good nutrients and normal, social interaction, sweaters spoken and written language skills diminish greatly, sometimes irreversibly.

Sweaters can be found in the usual sweater breeding grounds on games such as Gears of War (2), Call of Duty, FIFA etc. It is also apparent that when sweaters meet online, they will form a group known as a 'pool'. A pool can be devastatingly irritating to play against, but remembering that you are not fat, unemployed and a virgin usually counters this irritation.
Fred: Wow, four level 100s on the opposition team this round
Harry: Yeah, looks like another pool of sweaters

Gary: Jesus, a nuke in under 3 minutes, that guy must be proper sweating it.
Jules: Yeah it's his 4th nuke in 6 games, he must be heading down to Boots for some more antiperspirant when his benefit money comes through
by whitestrat May 29, 2011
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slang word for foreskin (originated in New England?)
Heather reached down the front of her new boyfriend's pants and was surprised to discover that he was "wearing a sweater".
by Deanz October 29, 2006
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Someone who perspires heavily during any excersize or physical exurtion.
I had to use the machine at the gym after a sweater was on it.
by purswaysive March 06, 2007
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Extremely hairy man with an abundance chest or back hair referred to as a sweater.
Jeff will you shave your sweater for the trip to the Beach.
by jefferysweater12345678 August 03, 2011
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wow, Joe is such a sweater (said after P.E class)
by Rapiant June 07, 2007
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a group of really dumb women. - as in, they are as dumb as sweaters. not to be confused with the verb form of actual sweating. can be used in singular form also.
I didn't think there would be so many sweaters at this party.

or

That Donna chick is such a frickin' sweater.
by kate October 01, 2002
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what every douchebag that lives in boston or likes the red sox wears. some of their names are todd, phillip, kyle, scott, cameron, and stewert. they like to trade sweaters just as much as they like recieving a birdbath. they think the whole idea of a donkey punch is a neat idea. they also love hot carl. their favorite baseball team plays in a rat infested shithole and they envy frozen ted. most of them are what u call a shit idiot. all the red sox fans wake up with krispy kreme on their faces.
if u see people wearing a sweater they are all red sox fans
by Steve February 12, 2004
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