Sweater dumplings 

Nice beautiful boobs completely covered in a tight sweater or not but we can see the outline of the treasure below.

She’s got the best sweater dumplings I’ve ever seen.
Her sweater dumplings make her the complete package.
She’s a beautiful, intelligent, nice girl with terrific sweater dumplings.

Sweater dumplings by DrCPA December 26, 2019

Two-seater

A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”

I was on the bus yesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.

Two-seater by AKACroatalin May 16, 2015

do you listen to sweater weather?

"do you listen to sweater weather" is code for "are you bisexual?"

guy: hey, do you listen to sweater weather?
girl: yeah, are you coming out to me in any way what-so-ever?
guy: still questioning.
girl: well, I support you :)

do you listen to sweater weather? by max quigley July 2, 2020

Sweater Dicks 

(Noun) A term coined by stoners to describe womens' breasts.

Stoner: *puts the bong down* "You've got some sick sweater dicks, man."
Girl: "Beat it, kid."

Sweater Dicks by McCrapper December 6, 2019

sweater bullets 

These are nipples protruding through the fabric of a sweater, usually of a braless woman.

It was below freezing, and Melissa's sweater bullets were obvious.

sweater bullets by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head January 13, 2007

Mexican meat sweats 

The name for the condition you find yourself in when you have imminent blowout diarrhea and are in the last steps of a hurried dash to the nearest toilet.

I totally had the Mexican meat sweats yesterday and blew up the bathroom at Guitar Center."

Mexican meat sweats by carlmarks January 3, 2015

demon sweat 

A nervous, sometimes cold, and fast sweat.

Also possibly one of the best songs ever, written by Ween.

The sky dripped in a demon sweat the night she left
Wrapped up in a blanket and I'm feelin' wet
They said she flew from the goals in her life
Then she wet like blood from a knife
I'm here, and it's all so clear now
The wind flows and it's blowing cold, and I'm still here
Gripping onto what's not around
Now it's all so clear to me now
Now I know, sometimes I try a bit too hard
And I can't let go of you

demon sweat by PTKT July 6, 2006