Mexican meat sweats 

The name for the condition you find yourself in when you have imminent blowout diarrhea and are in the last steps of a hurried dash to the nearest toilet.

I totally had the Mexican meat sweats yesterday and blew up the bathroom at Guitar Center."

Mexican meat sweats by carlmarks January 3, 2015

dress sweats

A good pair of sweatpants. A pair that you might consider wearing in public.

I had to run to the gas station down the road, so I put on my dress sweats and headed out.

dress sweats by Jazzual January 22, 2013

Earl Sweatshirt 

a sad ass nigga that makes rap songs

Earl Sweatshirt is the best rapper from ex-Odd Future

Earl Sweatshirt by KingKenjii April 18, 2019

mouth sweats 

when your mouth produces large amounts of saliva before you vomit.

'I'm seriously going to spew Bertha, pull over the car, I'm getting mouth sweats'

AKA: wet mouth

mouth sweats by JJJJaydeeee April 25, 2007

Shit sweats

When someone holds a shit for so long they start to sweat.
Normally once this begins you only have a matter of minutes till you explode.

Bro1: Bro why are you sweating its only 7 degrees.

Bro2: I've got the shit sweats I've been holding it for an hour

Bro1: You better start running before you blow!

Bro2: To late

Shit sweats by Crippollo July 16, 2013

money doesn’t talk, it swears 

A subjective evaluation of the truth about money which is that it maintains violence, social aggression, deprivation of many, and mass cruelty.

Bob Dylan coined the poetic line, “money doesn’t talk, it swears,” in his iconic song, “It’s Alright, Ma.”

money doesn’t talk, it swears by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

Sweatshirt Boner 

The bump that sticks out when you sit while wearing a zip-up sweatshirt.

...Everybody's got them, but nobody wants them...

I shouldn't have worn my new zip-up hoodie today. I had to hide my sweatshirt boner every time I sat down.

Sweatshirt Boner by CourtKase March 5, 2011