sweltering

When it's so hot in the room your shirt sticks to your back

Oh it's offcially sweltering my shirting sticking bro

sweltering by b95x80 September 9, 2010

sweatering 

The act of hovering so close to your friend in a bar that you appear to be his sweater, which inadvertently keeps women from approaching the group.

Those chicks were looking hard, but Jimmy was sweatering me so they moved on.

sweatering by woodchipper May 20, 2008

Steltering 

In the style of CNN anchor Brian Stelter, to pathetically avoid accountability and onus to do one's job with integrity, in which one falsely assumes a moral high ground.

When approached for a comment on the CNN expose, Brian responded with "Y'know I'm sorry for you...I'm sorry for you..." dismissing journalists in Steltering manner.

Steltering by Uncle Gazpacho April 16, 2021

Sweltering

Unbearable hot weather.

I'm absolutely sweltering in this heat.

Sweltering by Stanmore August 21, 2008

sheltering the homeless

Making sure less fortunate people who started with less opportunity get the food and shelter they need in order to survive.

Sheltering the homeless is good, its moral as well as a help to society.

sheltering the homeless by Michael/halfamitten/mpd November 10, 2005

seltering 

random poses that mimic fitness model Jen Selter and her fabulous booty.

Her Instagram is full of pics of her seltering in the craziest places.

seltering by justjen February 5, 2015

Crotch-sheltering

Used in some circles, mainly among stoners as The act of clumsily holding things between your thighs in close proximity to your crotch and trying not to drop them, while both you're hands are pre-occupied, usually with a bong and a lighter or a bag of Tostitos. This is fairly common when ones too high to understand that maybe the table next to them or even simply the floor is a more logical means of security for breakable items. When ones too stoned to remember that they're crotch-sheltering anything at all, or that they even put anything between their legs in the first place, this may result in something either crushing or dropping. That is how you break a bong. OR it can be used to call out someone either hogging the bong and not using it, or a bag of chips without eating it, while holding these things between their thighs.

Person 1: *finished bong hit* "person 2, I have the munchies, toss me the chips"
Person 2: *tosses person 1 the chips*
Person 1: *starts muching away on the chips and places bong in between legs without using it*

Person 2: "person 1, I want a hit where's the bong?"
Person 1: "I don't know" *too stoned obviously at this point* *spends 20 minutes looking around the room for the bong*

Person 2:"you idiot, youre crotch-sheltering it!"

Crotch-sheltering by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams May 22, 2018