stealing chromies
stealing chromies by NoWaYyOUhOE October 1, 2009
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pen stealing
Scriptoclepto: a person who steals any writing utensil, such as pens/pencils/markers, from people, offices, restaurants etc. without remorse.
"You left Samantha alone in your office?! She's a scriptoclepto! Unless you lockdown your pen, don't expect your favorite one to be there."
"Pen stealing should be a crime; thank God it's not or I'd be in jail forever."
"Pen stealing should be a crime; thank God it's not or I'd be in jail forever."
pen stealing by Ben & Silence September 12, 2013
lemon stealing whores
person 1: i hope the lemon stealing whores don't steal any of our lemons.
person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.
person 1: if you were a lemon i'd put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: *turns into lemon*
person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.
person 1: if you were a lemon i'd put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: *turns into lemon*
lemon stealing whores by The Lemon Stealing Whore April 12, 2014
They be stealin' my bucket
Jimmy: Give me your I-pod
Barry: no
Jimmy: fine, I'll just take it
Barry: oh ta noes, they be stealin' my bucket!
Barry: no
Jimmy: fine, I'll just take it
Barry: oh ta noes, they be stealin' my bucket!
They be stealin' my bucket by Homie G-dwg December 7, 2009
Stealing Pencils
The act of showing that the person is admitting to having sexual attraction to men which makes the person extra extra gay.
Stealing Pencils by The Peanut Myth November 1, 2019