swapping the monkey

a feat of stealth used by thieves to successfully pilfer items atop a pressure plate.

wife speaking to her husband: why is this coffee so weak, were you fucking swapping the monkey with your cup in the coffee maker again? that's it! we're getting a divorce!

swapping the monkey by WordRepoMan January 15, 2013

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Soaping

The act of gliding across a handrail on foot.

Person 1: Did you hear that Harvey got Soaps today?
Person 2: Yeah! I saw him soaping on the staircase outside the building.

Soaping by imjustabill February 20, 2021

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Related Words

swamping • soaping • swiping • sapingo • Snaping • Scaping • smaping • swaking • Swaning • Swapping

Sapingo

A fucking moron.

Look at that kid vaping, such a sapingo.

Sapingo by Baukon November 5, 2018

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Swiper no swiping

What you and your friends say to another friend who is so addicted to swiping on Tinder to the point that he/she neglects their social group (or any social interaction for that matter). The phrase is announced every time your friend opens/uses Tinder, and should be announced repeatedly until your friend finally gets irked and puts their phone down.

Michael: Hey do you guys wanna hang for a bit after class?
Hannah: Yeah sure
Adam: I'm down
Michael: What about you Melinda?
*no response*
Adam: *whispers* I think she's on Tinder again...

Everyone: Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Melinda: *puts phone down* Awww man!

Swiper no swiping by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2020

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swapping spit

French kissing; snogging

We'd park by the lake and just swap spit for hours. Swapping spit is so much fun.

swapping spit by mandingoe May 24, 2004

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soaping off

When you jerk off using soap as lube.

I ran out of lube yesterday, so i ended up soaping off

soaping off by Kinchee August 6, 2016

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Hard Swapping

When you trade sexual partners.. as opposed to soft swap where you just watch, or be watched, the other couple having sex. Sometimes soft swap does entail the trading of oral sex between the different couples.

M and L are into Hard Swapping at their swing parties.

Hard Swapping by surgiomx March 25, 2009

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