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a) verb: Completely up a creek without a paddle.

b) noun: Furry creature not suitable for sustainable living. Often ill-spoken, or scrambled mentality leading to incomprensible thoughts usually shared with innocent others. Usually seen in the midwestern United States, and considered extremely dangerous, especially behind the wheels of an automobile. Extermination is likely the only solution to the ongoing swany issue.
a) I went on a hike in the middle of the country, and when i got back to my vehicle, my car wouldn't start and my cell phone had died. I was swany.

b) Clint was at a bar and a swany character came up to him. Clint was immediately iritated by extreme douchiness of character's ramblings.
by The Rambling Wreck January 15, 2009
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he's about as subtle as a Swany
by meow February 15, 2003
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