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5.
Swanning is a term for dying. Originally, it only meant twisting yourself in your sheets while asleep and strangling to death. Now it can also mean having swans wrap their necks around you, drag you out into the water to drown, and then using your hair for a nest.
I've had such a bad day at work, I really feel like swanning
by nicksline July 11, 2011
 
1.
To go roaming around the workplace, typically aimlessly or to see friends.
Frank was never at his desk as he was always swanning.
by James Olcott December 11, 2007
 
2.
The act of inserting one's thumb into another's anus with your fist in a 'thumbs up' manner, continuing in a repetitive 'up and down' fashion.
I plan to do some Swanning. Past Tense - You just got Swanned!
by cheesemonkey101 July 18, 2011
 
3.
Parading up and down chic, fashionable streets, in constant posing mode, primping and posing for ohers to see and (hopefully)be jealous
Man, check out those bitches swanning up and down, they should sell of some their overpriced threads and invest in mirrors
by DGMT June 13, 2008
 
4.
Essentially this is a variation of "the Shocker." Swanning occurs when a person places either the pinky and or ring finger into a womans anus while reaching the thumb over the vagina to apply clitoral stimulation. One can imagine the position and reaching of the thumb as the craning of a swans neck.
Woman: My vagina is so sore right now, but I'm kinda horny. Could go for a serious Swanning right now.
by balthadon November 08, 2011
 
6.
The process of goin up the skirt, down though the underwear und up into the nether regions of a whore on the dance floor in a swan like action. Technique first originated by J.D.R. 8/01/08
"Are you swanning that well buff girl!"
"Jake did you just swan her?" "Yeah bruv, smell my hand!"
by Tom556828 January 16, 2008
 
7.
To partake in mouth to mouth tongue jousting with a lady.
Ross has been swanning that girl for about five minutes now.
by John Longus Legend October 27, 2010