The act of masturbating among your peers without them noticing.

Climax is signalled with a sharp honking sound.

Youths up and down the country have begun 'swanning' as a way to earn social status among their friends.
'Oh god, I just caught matthew swanning again.'

'Honk! Honk! Honk!'
'Doesn't count mate, we saw you whack it out.'
by bareswanage420 September 24, 2016
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The process of goin up the skirt, down though the underwear und up into the nether regions of a whore on the dance floor in a swan like action. Technique first originated by J.D.R. 8/01/08
"Are you swanning that well buff girl!"
"Jake did you just swan her?" "Yeah bruv, smell my hand!"
by Tom556828 January 16, 2008
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To swan a lady, one must only slide one thrust into the vagina.
Whilst, submerged in a body of water
Gab was swanned at a party by Matt, and Matt was happy to go for a swander, he was swanning
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The act of inserting one's thumb into another's anus with your fist in a 'thumbs up' manner, continuing in a repetitive 'up and down' fashion.
I plan to do some Swanning. Past Tense - You just got Swanned!
by cheesemonkey101 July 18, 2011
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Underwear and tight clothing can restrict and bend the male reporoductive organ during arousal, creating the shape of a swan's neck.
"This beer is so good mate, I'm bloody swanning!"
by LuckNPike August 12, 2015
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Essentially this is a variation of "the Shocker." Swanning occurs when a person places either the pinky and or ring finger into a womans anus while reaching the thumb over the vagina to apply clitoral stimulation. One can imagine the position and reaching of the thumb as the craning of a swans neck.
Woman: My vagina is so sore right now, but I'm kinda horny. Could go for a serious Swanning right now.
by balthadon November 8, 2011
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To partake in mouth to mouth tongue jousting with a lady.
Ross has been swanning that girl for about five minutes now.
by John Longus Legend October 27, 2010
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